George Carlin’s been working the crowd since “the counterculture” became “the over-the-counter culture” around or so; his new book, Brain Droppings. 61 quotes from Brain Droppings: ‘People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. ‘For the next several h. The Paperback of the Brain Droppings by George Carlin at Barnes & Noble. FREE Shipping on $ or more!.

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Brain Droppings Quotes

There’s lots of places in a hotel to put your stuff. Trivia About Brain Droppings. I think that speaks for itself. Jul 28, Michael Kress rated it liked it Shelves: Please improve this by adding secondary or tertiary sources. Not even the vaporizer? By the way, if you go to the beach while you’re visiting the sister, you’re gonna have to bring–that’s right–an even smaller version of your stuff: I’ll bet you do. Carlin and his “Seven Dirty Words” comedy routine were central to the U.

Brain Droppings

The book might have worked ages ago in the non internet era. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. So you keep gettin’ more and more stuff, and puttin’ it in carlkn places.

According to the cover, the book contains “jokes, notions, doubts, opinions, questions, thoughts, beliefs, assertions, assumptions, and disturbing references” and “comedy, nonsense, satire, mockery, merriment, sarcasm, ridicule, silliness, bluster, and toxic alienation”.


And there might even be some stuff you left at your parents’ house: You can always borrow someone’s suntan lotion. Not sure what the other drivers thought about that.

At times reflective, at times sociopathic, and always pretty random, this is a collection of Carlin’s random thoughts, from global warming to Baby geofge, to oxymoronic words.

But which stuff should you take? The book was hilarious, as expected. Put some stuff in here.

Brain Droppings by George Carlin

He sat me down one day and said, ‘Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees. See 1 question about Brain Droppingsā€¦. Or whatever room they put you in, there’s usually a dresser or a nightstand, and there’s never any room on it for your stuff.

There’s all different ways of carryin’ your stuff. Quotes from Brain Droppings. Me, I’m still waitin’ for Hurricane Ed. So now you got a houseful of stuff. And, even though you might like your house, you gotta move. I don’t think that many colleges accept dissertations on comedians but hey, if they do, I have a kick ass one in the works. Everybody’s got his own little pile of stuff.

Views Read Edit View history. Heorge got your 8 x 10 autographed picture of Drew Carey, a large can of gorgonzola-flavored Cheez Whiz, a small, unopened dgoppings of brown confetti, a relief map of Corsica, drpppings a family-size jar of peppermint-flavored, petrified egg whites. So now you’re all set to go. Gotta have the most stuff.


Definitely the George I remember and made me miss him all the more. He said, “Fuck hope”. He had me laughing out loud as I flew down the highway toward home.

Sep 22, Pete Planisek vrain it it was amazing.

Brain Droppings Quotes by George Carlin

My dad introduced me to George when I was 9. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. So when you get right down to it, your house is nothing more than a place to keep your stuff.

Feb 27, Mousetrap rated it it was amazing Shelves: I highly recommend the audiobook version read by the author himself if you want a full Carlin Impact. Stuff you don’t want, stuff you don’t need, stuff that’s poorly made, stuff that’s overpriced.